New and Improved!
What is your name?
What is your email address?
What is your homepage URL?
Where are you from?
What is your favorite music group/artist?
Do you like my page?
yes
no
needs work
i have suggestions
Suggestions for improvements:
How did you get to my page?
What is your sex?
male
female
other
Who is your favorite Beatle?
Paul
John
George
Ringo
They all suck
Are you a college student?
yes
no
If so, which college?
How many people are on your hitlist?
none
1 to 5
6 to 10
10 to 20
over 20
What is your worst nitemare roommate?
the unabomber
a snorer
an Adam Sandler fan
football captain
a pre-med
Do you have interesting dreams?
yes
no
I don't remember my dreams
Would you like to tell me about one of them?
(this better be good!)
Of the following groups, which ones do you like?
Green Day
Weezer
Sublime
The Cranberries
Nirvana
How many flights of stairs would you walk up rather than taking the elevator?
Only one
2 to 5
5 to 10
10 to 20
More than 20
Are you an innie or an outie?
innie
outie
Do you hang your toilet paper in the proper overhand fashion?
yes
no
Which of the following men do you find most alluring?
Bill Clinton
Al Gore
Harrison Ford
A Backstreet Boy
Ricky Martin
Antonio Banderas
Bill Gates
Michael Jordan
Leonardo DiCapprio
Robert DeNiro
Woody Allen
Drew Carey
David Duchovny
Brad Pitt
Which of the following women do you find most alluring?
Hillary Clinton
Monica Lewinsky
Claudia Schiffer
Britney Spears
Heather Locklear
Catherine Zeta Jones
Mariah Carey
Salma Hayak
Janeane Garrofalo
Madonna
Nicole Kidman
Heather Graham
Jennifer Lopez
What should this decade be called?
the oughts
the naughts
the aughties
the naughties
the zeroes
The Decade of Satan
Questions? Comments? Messages of Love?