Wicked Hard Simpsons Trivia Quiz

You think you know a lot about the Simpsons? Well, challenge yourself with this challenging quiz. Match wits with... me. By far the hardest Simpsons quiz in existence today.

What is your name?

What is your email address?

What is Seymore Skinner's real name?

Armand Glinton
Armand Tanzarian
Armand Barbarino
Arnie Glinton
Armand Richmond

2. Which of the following men was Selma NOT married to?

Troy McClure
Lionel Hutz
Bob Terwilliger
Moe Szizlak

3. This is Dr. Nick's phone number:

1-800-DOCTORB
1-800-OPERATE
1-800-IHAVEMD
1-800-NOBLOOD
1-800-DONTSUE

4. What was Barney doing when Homer first introduced him to beer?

sniffing glue
training for a marathon
studying for the SATs
studying for the MCATs
writing a novel

5. What President did Mr. Burns's mother have an affair with?

Taft
Eisenhower
Nixon
Kennedy
Roosevelt

6. What famous person owned Bobo, Mr. Burns's bear?

President Ford
Michael Jackson
Winston Churchill
Lawrence Olivier
Adolf Hitler

7. What was the name of the horse Krusty and Bette Midler owned together?

Misty
Krudler
Princess
Little Sue
Madonna

8. What was Jebediah Springfield's real name?

Hans Sprungfeld
Hollis Hurlibut
Jebediah Shelbyville
Jebediah Madison
Weld Wigglesworth

9. Who does Smithers shoot?

Jasper
Grandpa Simpson
Mr. Burns
Maggie
himself

10. Who does the voice of Krusty's father?

Woody Allen
Billy Crystal
Jackie Mason
Jerry Lewis
Zero Mastel

11. All of the following voices are done by Dan Castellano EXCEPT:

Homer
Barney
Groundskeeper Willie
Ned Flanders
Mayor Quimby

12. What is the name of the experimental drug Bart takes for his ADD?

Ritalin
Gleemerol
Intellinol
Focusin
Concentrate

13. What is the name of the teen heartthrob that Lisa is in love with?

Donny
Matt
James
Corey
Mark

14. What prestigious university did Mr. Burns attend?

Harvard
Yale
Princeton
Stanford
Dartmouth

15. All of the following bands played in Hullapalooza EXCEPT:

Sonic Youth
Soul Asylum
Smashing Pumpkins
Peter Frampton
Cypress Hill

16. What is the actual name of the book Lisa finds in the kitchen of Kang and Kodos?

To Serve Man
How to Take Over the World
Take Over the World in 80 Days
How to Cook For Forty People
To Serve Man a Good Meal

17. When Homer's soul is on trial, what does Lionel Hutz promise to give the Simpsons if he loses the case?

a big hug
a new father
free pizza
a giant head
a new dog

18. Where is the secret passageway in Apu's store?

the Squishy machine
below the canned corns
under the ice cream sandwiches
under the expired meats
through the nonalcoholic beers

19. Marge has had all of the following jobs EXCEPT:

ballet instructor
pretzel vendor
police officer
teacher
problem solver

20. Why is Homer asked to leave the Stonecutters?

for coming to a meeting naked
for eating all the food
for desecrating the sacred parchment
for breaking the sacred vow of celebacy
for setting fire to the meeting place

21. What song does Ned Flanders sing when a comet is heading toward Springfield?

Que Sera, Sera
Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
Swing Low, Sweet Chariot
Silent Night
Losing My Religion

22. Which of the following does Homer NOT claim to be one of his lifelong dreams?

Being on the Gong Show
Being a monorail conductor
Eating a 30-foot sub
Running on the field during a baseball game
Owning the Dallas Cowboys

23. Which of the following is NOT the title of an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon?

Why do fools fall in lava?
What's blood got to do with it?
Screamless in Seattle
Star Trek: The Next Laceration
Deaf Comedy Blam

24. All of the following movies have been the theme of a Simpsons Halloween story EXCEPT:

Friday the 13th
The Shining
I Know What You Did Last Summer
King Kong
Nightmare on Elm Street

25. What is Apu's final question on his citizenship exam?

Locate Springfield on a map
What are the three branches of government?
What was the cause of the Civil War?
Who is the President of Canada?
What was dumped into the water during the Boston Tea Party?

26. What was the name of Mr. Burns's college roommate?

Alton
Bobo
Jeremiah
Sterling
Dink

27. What were Ned Flander's parents?

Hobos
Beatniks
Hicks
Lawyers
Dentists

28. Who founded Springfield's rival town?

Jebediah Shelby
Hans Shelbyville
Shelby Jones
Shelbyville Manhattan
Springfield Shelbyville

29. What is the name of the hit song by Homer's barbershop quartet?

Grease Lightning
To the Moon
I Love to Love Your Love My Love
All My Loving
Baby on Board

30. Why is Homer thrown into an insane asylum?

For wearing a pink shirt
For eating a baby elephant
For parental neglect
For running on the field naked during a baseball game
For stalking Mr. T

BONUS: What is the phone number for Moe's bar?

867-5309
438-2553
256-3563
764-8437
555-5632

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