Check all boxes for which your answer is "yes".
The "submit" button is at the bottom.

This is probably the most accurate geek test out there. It is based on my own observations. The grading for this test is courtesy of the Armory Purity Test Scoring Engine. There aren't enough questions here for you to really need a scoring engine, but I thought it was fun. If Armory asks me to take it down, I will.

  1. Do you long for the good old days of Linux?
  2. Do you have Linux installed on your computer?
  3. Do you remember the good old days of BBS's?
  4. Do you have a BBS handle?
  5. Do you throw a fit when someone interchangeably uses the words "memory" and "hard drive space"?
  6. Do you know at least five computer languages?
  7. Have you ever programmed at (or are in demand by) a computer company?
  8. Do you frequently call people "lamers"?
  9. Are you the person everyone calls when their computer crashes?
  10. Do you hate Microsoft with a passion and call Windows by disparaging names (such as Winblows)?
  11. Do you have at least five email accounts (if you have an AOL account, you may not check this box)?
  12. Have you ever hacked into anything?
  13. Are you (or were you) a computer science major?
  14. Do you spend more time with your computer than you spend with your friends?
  15. Do you spend more money on your computer than all your other expenses combined?
  16. Have you ever nearly come to blows while arguing about which is better: emacs or vi?
  17. Have you ever done tech support or run a server?
  18. Do people assume you're dead if it takes you more than an hour to answer an e-mail?
  19. Do you know all the UNIX and DOS commands by heart?
  20. Did you get really excited when you heard there was another geek purity test for you to take?
  21. Do you think you could write a much better test than this one?