* 20 Things to Do in a Public Bathroom Stall *

Ways to Annoy Your Public Bathroom Stall-Mate

1.  Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your
    neighbor, "may I borrow a highlighter?"

2.  Say, "uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.  Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the
    silence with a bodily function noise.

4.  Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.  Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.  Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.  Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a
    cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of six feet. Sigh
    relaxingly.

8.  Say, "Now how did that get in there."

9.  Say, "Humus.  Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically
    under the stall walls of your neighbor's while yelling, "Whoa!
    Easy boy!"

11. Say, "Interesting............. more floaters than sinkers.'"

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a
    wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall of your
    neighbor.  Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over
    here please?"

19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it
    so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"